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• Brilliant evening

  465daisyn,

  Oct 12, 2025

  - Review from Tripadvisor

  5.00

  A great evening listening to jazz with fantastic views of London and the Thames . Very good food and excellent service . Definitely recommend it, even if you’re not a big jazz fan .

• My Thames Cruise

  Edward W,

  Sep 2, 2025

  - Review from Viator

  4.00

  The dinner and entertainment was good. You will have only one selection for the meal. On other cruises, I have had choices of meals. According to the jazz singer who interrupted her singing, we were having to stop/dock mid-cruise to take on food so we could be served dinner. When we boarded the boat, we were seated in a window seat and as the other guests were coming on board, the waiter came up to us and apologized as he said he had seated my wife and I in the wrong seat and asked us to move to an interior one over from that window seat. When asked if we would like a drink, I ordered a double bourbon with a 'splash of Coke'. I received what appeared to be a single over ice with a can of Coke. I don't think it is classy to put a can of Coke on a dinner table in that setting. When we paid the additional charge for the drinks before disembarking, the can of coke was on the bill for 2 pounds 7. When I inquired about that I was told that they cannot do a splash of coke and I was charged for the entire can. Forgive me but I could have been told that when I ordered. The sights from the boat were good and the music was also. We both agreed that the dinner cruise the night before in Paris was far superior to this experience.

• Cruise

  ALBERT C,

  Aug 5, 2025

  - Review from Viator

  4.00

  The Music and cruise was good. The main course of the dinner was not to my liking. I did speak to the manager that the Duck served was very dry and she agreed it would be better with a sauce.

• Awful

  Patricia A,

  Jul 27, 2025

  - Review from Viator

  1.00

  Now to take it. The food was awful and not good or appealing. Would not recommend it. We set still for 30-40 minutes, don’t know why. They charge for everything, didn’t even get a drink with your meal. The worst dinner cruise I’ve ever taken.and a waste of time and money. Can believe I spend over three hundred dollars on that.

• Rethink it

  Donald k,

  Jul 14, 2025

  - Review from Viator

  2.00

  Poor signage where to go, food leaves a lot to be desired, staff not too helpful. But, if you go anyway, on the return trip go to the open air upper deck. Great views made up for the poor performance of the above.

• Great views, great live music, average food offer

  AltA 12,

  Jul 13, 2025

  - Review from Tripadvisor

  4.00

  I booked a table for 2, for my wife & I. Well at least I had assumed I had ! We were sat on a table for 4 with another couple who we didn’t know. This could’ve easily turned out badly, however the other couple were fantastic fun & we actually enjoyed each other’s company ( well we did anyway ). The live music was fantastic, waiting staff helpful and the views from the Thames at night are truly amazing. However what let the experience down was the average food , the main was a duck with brown lentils & a portion of browned mashed potato ? I also ordered a bottle of Prosecco which was lukewarm, not my preferred way to drink sparkling wine ! This was a Xmas gift, I think we may try a different operator next time to see if the food offer is any better. But overall a good experience because of the views & live music.

• Jazz is great Food is Terrible

  SusanB324,

  Jul 11, 2025

  - Review from Tripadvisor

  2.00

  We went on the Jazz dinner cruise. I wish I paid more attention to attention to previous remarks about the food. First the Jazz ensemble is terrific and they deserve better! The food is atrocious! Cold pork something. Followed by overcooked duck with yuk lentils. Who in their right mind thinks pork and duck are mainstream. They pick up the food during the journey. No kitchen on the boat. They would be much better just serving a cold entree. Literally my guess 75 percent of the meals were trashed. No one ate their meal. The boat was not booked full I am sure because of the food reputation. It is to bad with the music it should be a very nice venue!

• Awful food

  Dawn W,

  Jul 7, 2025

  - Review from Viator

  1.00

  The staff and band were great, however, the food was appalling I have complained, but have had no response

• Wonderful evening

  Brent J,

  Jul 5, 2025

  - Review from Viator

  5.00

  Book it way ahead of time in order to get a window seat. We did not, but someone didn’t show, I asked, and they moved my wife and I to that window table. I’ve seen a few reviews complaining about how tight the tables are together, which would be true if it were sold out, but our cruise wasn’t that full so they spaced everyone out nicely. Just a wonderful evening on the river, good jazz band, good food. Also very much appreciate that it’s a kid free event. Would recommend!

• Good music terrible food

  Joe B,

  Jul 4, 2025

  - Review from Tripadvisor

  2.00

  Terrible food Burnt not edible duck was so over cooked It smelt burnt The majority of diners left there food I complained the response from there manger was thank you for your opinion

  
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