Private Tour

The Dirty Day Tour

Overview

Available languages

English

Mobile ticket

This is a small private group tour (max 8) designed for Adults.

We offers by far the most outrageous day tours in all of Scotland. Spend the Day traveling around Scotland, hearing the stories and learning about the area. Join us for the most colourful and unique day tour in Scotland ..... if you are easily offended you should not book this tour.

This day tour is a Loch Lomond day tour .... for Stirling, The Scottish Borders, St Andrews or anything else please contact us for a custom itinerary

Additional Info

Service animals allowed

Public transportation options are available nearby

Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

Cancellation Policy

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

What‘s Included

Bad ass guiding and commentary

Air-conditioned vehicle

Gratuities

Food + drink

Entrance to historic sites and attractions

Souvenirs and other personal expenses

Meeting and Pickup

Pickup points

Select a pickup point

What To Expect

Loch Lomond and The Trossachs National Park

A large body of water and pretty scenery lol

45 minutes • Admission Not Applicable

Callander

Stop in this cute little village to wander the streets and get some food.

45 minutes • Admission Not Applicable

Options

Dirty Day tour

Loch Lomond
Pickup included

Reviews

5.00

16 reviews

Total reviews and rating from Viator & Tripadvisor

Best Scotland Tour
Danielle G,
Jul 11, 2025
- Review from Viator
5.00
We had the most wonderful day. David was friendly, knowledgeable, and catered to us with amazing customer service. He listened to what we wanted to see then made it happen. He was fantastic with my daughter and did everything you want from a tour guide, anticipating our needs and delivering before we even knew to ask. Hands down, 100% recommend this tour to anyone visiting Scotland.
Friendly, relaxed and adventurous tour!
595haydenb,
Mar 21, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
So glad I chose this tour! The day was timed brilliantly lots of time to explore and not just getting out for photos …. The guide was fantastic and I’d definitely use this company again.
Fun for the Entire Family!!
maxieelbin,
Mar 12, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
Our family of four really enjoyed this day tour!! The day was very thoughtfully planned out, including meals and bathroom breaks just when they were needed. It was a great way to see a lot of Scotland in a very low stress, relaxed, and fun manner. The entire family had a great time with Dave. We enjoyed his stories, jokes, and humor, and can't wait to meet up with him again for a future trip!
Fun AND Adventure!!
714kristic,
Mar 11, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
Dave is hands down a riot! You’ll get plenty of that famous Scottish humor! But also a consummate professional anticipating his customers needs (like bathrooms without waiting for 30 others on big group tours) and makes for a tour where you can turn your brain off and enjoy yourself stress free!!
Unforgettable Tour with an Great Guide
Getaway558900,
Mar 4, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
Absolutely fantastic tour! Dirty Dave is an incredible guide—knowledgeable, entertaining, and full of great stories that make the experience unforgettable. The scenery was breathtaking, and he took us to some hidden gems we would have never found on our own. The tour was well-paced, with the perfect balance of history, humor, and adventure. If you’re looking for an authentic and fun way to explore Scotland, this is the tour for you. Highly recommend!
Dave was wonderful. He told great stories of history making it fun and very entertaining. We enjoyed the tour.
Wolfgang M,
Mar 3, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
From dusk til dawn we were taken care of. Dave made the historical tour fun with great stories. We enjoyed stoping at great eats and distillery’s. Dave was also helped ensure the itinerary fit our needs. 5/5 highly recommend
Dirty Dave's "Awesome" Adventure
Maps60988507983,
Mar 3, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
Best experience EVER! Recipe for how to make old history fun.....add Dirty Dave. Tours aren't my thing and neither are big groups, so we tried a personal tour with Dave and we couldn't have been happier. Besides laughing non stop, we learned a good bit of history that was easy to understand. We are already thinking about a Fall 2026 trip back but only if Dave is our guide!
Absolutely the Best Ever
daleannb2022,
Feb 27, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
My sister and I planned this trip thinking Scotland would be "one and done" and we would move on to another world travel adventure. We came to find out that half of an adventure depends on the guide you choose. Dirty Dave, with his excellent story telling, his sense of humor and his love for the country makes us determined to have a repeat adventure in Scotland......only if Dirty Dave is our fearless leader again!
Best guide ever!!
863christih,
Feb 27, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
Dave is a wonderful guide. He is so knowledgeable about the area & adds some colorful stories with the history. I can’t imagine a better or more fun guide! Will use him again if we even make it back to Scotland!!
Highlight of Scotland
Melonie M,
Feb 26, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00
Dave fit into our group perfectly. We adored him. Besides that he took excellent care of us. He knew the best places to go and arranged to see additional requests. He has interesting stories you’re going to want to hear, makes just the right amount of stops and processes good driving skills (very important for staying alive). All and all we would do the trip again in a heartbeat!