Rude Bastards Tour of Paris
Overview
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2 hours
Mobile ticket
Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.
History isn’t just dates and facts—it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence.
tarting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral, crossing he romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité, one of Paris's two natural islands. We will end the tour by walking up to the Louvre Museum and through its yard.
Additional Info
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
Not recommended for pregnant travelers
Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
What‘s Included
A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey
What To Expect
Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris
We will see the cathedral and its surroundings. Irony of its repair funding happening after the fire
Honors beloved French king on Paris’s most historic bridge. Oldest bridge after 418 years, still holding it together.
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Rude Bastards Tour of Paris
Reviews
16 reviews
Total reviews and rating from Viator & Tripadvisor
Great your of Paris
Travel17998961170,
Nov 16, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00jeremy wqs a great tour guide for us and lots of fun bits of history on the tour and quiz stickers that made it involving and fun to do on our Sunday.
Great walking tour with funny stories
isabellabM3892CK,
Nov 9, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Great walking tour, Jeremy was lovely and gave a good mixture of history facts and funny stories! Would recommend for sure
Amazing experience
serenamF9861YW,
Nov 5, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00The tour was an absolutely amazing experience! Everything was perfectly organized and very engaging. The places we visited were well chosen, and the group atmosphere made the trip even more special. I would highly recommend this tour to anyone looking for an unforgettable and different experience!
Brilliantly Rude Way to See Paris!
Tere Don,
Nov 5, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00The tour was fantastic! Super funny, full of authentic stories and interesting facts about the city. The guide was awesome entertaining and really made Paris come alive. Definitely one of the best tours I’ve done. Highly recommend!
What a funny/educational tour!
Pierluigi D,
Nov 5, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00The tour was really interesting and complete. The guide was good at entertaining us and keeping the attention high. An original form of entertainment and fun advice to anyone who wants to spend hours of leisure and culture in Paris!
The Best Paris Tour!
tigerlillypond,
Nov 2, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Loved this tour of Paris! I’ve been to Paris eight times but have never taken a tour, because I felt I knew Paris, after all, it’s the best city in the world. But this tour taught me all of kinds of things I didn’t know. And the best part, was getting to know these things with my most excellent and experienced tour guide, Jeremy. He was patient, knowledgeable, friendly, and entertaining. He knows his stuff! He also kept us all so engaged that sadly, the next thing I knew, the tour was over. Highly, HIGHLY recommend this tour and Jeremy as your tour guide!!!
Jeremy is great!
Martin E,
Oct 30, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Cozy little tour..........................................................................and a hundred!
Time well walked in Paris
shelley201855,
Oct 21, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Thanks to Jeremy, who took me walking through Paris and entertained me with great stories. I did the Rude Bastards tour of Paris, a great 2 hours of time well spent being equally enthralled and horrified at some of the things that people did over the centuries here. Jeremy was friendly, considerate, knowledgable, and answered all sorts of questions I asked him. I had fun. I would recommend this tour as a different way to see Paris and hear some interesting history. Take yourself to the Eiffel Tower if you must, but do this tour for something unique.
Knowledge and funny
manojkumarj145,
Oct 19, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00One of the best tour of Paris, you get to see a lot of Paris City in a short time. The guide is very good, has so much knowledge and ofcourse funny
Super
Navigator54690611112,
Oct 19, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Informative, cool and fun. The guide was very informative and the tour was super fun. Highly recommended for all age group!
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