Rude Bastards Tour of Paris
Overview
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2 hours
Mobile ticket
Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.
History isn’t just dates and facts—it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence.
tarting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral, crossing he romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité, one of Paris's two natural islands. We will end the tour by walking up to the Louvre Museum and through its yard.
Additional Info
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
Not recommended for pregnant travelers
Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
What To Expect
Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris
We will see the cathedral and its surroundings. Irony of its repair funding happening after the fire
Honors beloved French king on Paris’s most historic bridge. Oldest bridge after 418 years, still holding it together.
What‘s Included
A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey
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Rude Bastards Tour of Paris
Reviews
46 reviews
Total reviews and rating from Viator & Tripadvisor
Fun, friendly and rude!
B8963OKmorganr,Apr 20, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Iris was very warm and friendly, she took us to see the main sights of Paris and had educational and funny stories about them. She also recommended some good places to eat to meet my dietaries. 11/10!
A must-do for your trip to Paris
182indiah,Apr 20, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Great fun, lovely tour guide! Lots of nice niche spots, got to ask lots of questions. Got some recommendations for what else to do in Paris as well
Rude bastards belongs to Must to do
GunkovskaN,Apr 17, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Unforgettable experience, 2 hours passed by as a sec, rich knowledge about a subject and great narration.
Fun Tour and fun facts
G1615NUangelicar,Apr 14, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00The tour was great, Jeremy was fun and knowledgeable and made me discover a side of Paris that I didn’t know at all. Highly recommend!
Excellent guide and great walk
X9138SJsusanh,Apr 14, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Jeremy was a great guide and we had an excellent walk around learning about the great city of Paris. Would highly recommend him.
Excellent walking tour
X7413TWemmaj,Mar 24, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Jeremy was such a lovely guide! He had excellent anecdotes, engaging us with fun question games and was overall pleasant, super knowledgeable and personable! Would definitely recommend the tour and I walked away with deeper knowledge of Paris and had a ton of fun :)
10/10 Paris tour with many wonderful nuggets
Marleen1994,Mar 22, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00My friend and I ended up having a private tour with Jeremy, and the 2.5 hours just flew by! Jeremy is a great storyteller who keeps you engaged the whole time and really draws your attention to hidden gems you likely would have missed; like our favourite fun fact, the mother-in-law gargoyles at Notre Dame. We also loved that he had us guess historical facts, and we got stickers if we got them right. A great way to keep this motivated :D On top of that, he is also just super sweet and easy to chat with. Thanks again for the lovely tour, Jeremy! We had a great time :)
Great experience
Voyage54679271243,Mar 21, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Arriving in Paris? This guide tour is the best early plan! Great experience walking Paris streets while learning about history and culture with Jeremy, a amazing guide. With him you get information, recommendations and a lot of fun:)
Fun and really a learning experience
OnAir36888365274,Mar 16, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Iris was an exceptional tour guide! She is Parisian so is incredibly knowledgeable about the city. She was funny and quirky too! Her English is fantastic - as she studied in the US - and thus could banter with our group and ask great questions! Also she has the trivia that only a Parisian will really know about. THANK YOU IRIS!
Walk around Paris
deaf2705,Mar 13, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Jeremy gave us a good tour of various areas of Paris with interesting detail, some amusing antidotes too. The book shop and little quirky restaurant were fabulous too. Easy pace, no rushing. Just wished we'd had time to go inside Notre Dame.
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