Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)
Overview
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2 hours 30 minutes
Mobile ticket
This tour of Amsterdam is much different than the usual politically correct.
Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Amsterdam, so bear that in mind when going on this tour.
It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. No snowflakes allowed!
Additional Info
Wheelchair accessible
Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
Service animals allowed
Public transportation options are available nearby
Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
What‘s Included
Local Guide
Gratuities
Lunch
What To Expect
Centraal Station
Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.
Cafe Karpershoek
Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!
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Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)
Reviews
110 reviews
Total reviews and rating from Viator & Tripadvisor
Excellent tour
Richthefish22,
Nov 28, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00We met up with Alex spot on time for a relaxed funny and very informative tour, covering tons of local history, he could not have done a better job, top class Richard & Jennine
Humorous tour with Flora (not Lora)
K8258OTbrittanym,
Jun 29, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Flora was an amazing guide! She made the tour fun and not boring. It was a one of a kind experience and I would definitely recommend it if you’d like a few chuckles along the way
Outstanding!
O9983INdanaf,
Jun 12, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Flora was awesome. Very insightful, in an irreverent way. We loved the sights, and the off color commentary! Would highly recommend!
10/10
237jaena,
Apr 24, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Tour was amazing! Very fun and funny and we got to see and learn so much of Amsterdam. Our tour guide was great but we can't remember her name! She was from Hungary and wore a great yellow jacket :) Make sure you bring cash to tip your guide because we forgot to do this beforehand. Would highly recommend :)
Great and funny tour of Amsterdam City Centre
G2691RFderekw,
Mar 22, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Flóra was a great guide with lots of great info about Amsterdam locations and history, as well as funny jokes along the way! A very fun tour that I highly recommend to anyone visiting Amsterdam looking for a more non-traditional experience.
They live up to their name
812hanishs,
Feb 22, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Flora is really a charming girl. She fills your trip with positivity, humour and fun while also giving you knowledge about the city
Best tour in Amsterdam
240drisse,
Jan 24, 2025
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Flora was exceptional ! The tour is full of interesting sights and recommendations !! Highly recommend if you are in Amsterdam 👌🏽
Fun and great walking tour
tonygT9651AK,
Oct 27, 2024
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Maya was great fun and informative. Clear instructions for meeting point…even contacted us via WhatsApp with photos of where to meet a couple of hours beforehand. This is the 2nd Rude Bastards tour we’ve done and we love them. It’s light hearted but gets you around the city and you see and learn things you would have otherwise missed. Highly recommended.
Informative and entertaining
Marko L,
Oct 7, 2024
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00Maja was very knowledgeable, funny and helpful for any questions! Coolest walking tour I have been on! Highly recommend!
Nice walk around the city centre, fun facts included.
Anna B,
Jun 27, 2024
- Review from Viator
5.00Very nice walk around with witty stories about the people and locations of Amsterdam. Don't worry- no history lesson- more like a happy little break from the serious tours. Thank you so much for time!!
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