Sinful Secrets of Valletta Blood Booty and Courtesans Tour
Overview
Available languages
2 hours 30 minutes
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Discover the true tale of Valletta's Golden Age! Ready to uncover Malta’s greatest & wildest histories that 95% of visitors miss?
In 17th-Century Valletta, Love and Life were a battlefield, and the fastest way to heaven was through hell
Your Maltese guide? A documented love-struck sea captain down on his luck (and maybe his morals), tangled in more drama than a Netflix series
• Rejected by his love, & broke again
• Shunned by the Knights, spied on by the Inquisition
• Juggling mutiny, dodging enemy cannonballs in a city where even nuns have skeletons in their closets.
Meet nasty knights, cunning courtesans, and naughty nuns. Hear tales of scandal, survival, desire—where every Baroque Palace hides a secret and every tale could be your last!
This is your unfiltered peek into Valletta’s cheeky, chaotic history. Are you ready to climb the social ladder—even if it means losing your soul? Discover the dramatic stories of love, intrigue, and betrayal that shaped Valletta’s Golden Age.
Additional Info
Public transportation options are available nearby
Suitable for all physical fitness levels
Age 14+
A number of stairs will be taken to reach the Lower Barrakka Garden (always going down)
This tour dives into some darker and more mature tales, For the comfort of all guests (and to keep the mood just right), we kindly ask that NO babies or young children in pushchairs join this particular adventure.
Our stories twist, turn, and build up from one stop to the next, so a good grasp of English will help you catch every juicy detail, clever twist, and cheeky secret along the way and ensure your survival ;)
Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
What To Expect
Il-Berga ta' Kastilja
A Baroque Masterpiece , one of the top landmarks in Valletta with an intriguing story
Monument to Jean de Valette
What's happens in the de Valette Square?
What‘s Included
Interactive and Dramatised Elegantly for immersion
Deep insights to what put Malta and Valletta onto the map!
Professional Maltese Licensed Guide and Historical Researcher
Guide dressed in 17th Century Authentic Clothing portraying a documented person from Valletta's past
Gratuities
Entrances to buildings not included - tours discusses buildings from outside
Your Survival :)
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Sinful Secrets of Valletta Blood Booty and Courtesans Tour
Reviews
82 reviews
Total reviews and rating from Viator & Tripadvisor
A unique experience
Fiona P,Apr 18, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00A fantastic way to see an authentic look at the history of Malta from the perspective of an ‘in character’ local. The guide was enthusiastic and entertaining with plenty of opportunities to ask questions. The walking was comfortable on the walkways and streets of Valetta. If you want an honest look at Malta by night, do yourself a favour and book this tour.
Great Experience!!
emilytweety12,Mar 26, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00We went on a group tour and Alonzo was great! I think that’s what his characters name was 😬. He had lots of patience with the group and was super mindful. I definitely enjoyed it! Learned a lot. I loved the light he put on women of the past.
Funny, informative & engaging
571canarym,Mar 19, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00So much more fun than I could have imagined! Giacomo is clearly an expert and very passionate about Valletta. He explained a whole lot of history in a short period of time in a way that was engaging and at times, downright hilarious. He doesn't shy from difficult truths, and handles the legacy of the city with respect (if a bit of irreverence at times!) The walking is broken up into bite-sized amounts, and there is a story for every corner. A great mix of significant historical detail and entertainment.
Enjoyable with enthusiastic guide
mattsmyboy,Mar 15, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00We were joined on our tour by 3 other individuals making 5 in total allowing a very enjoyable conversation to take place as we strolled. The content was fun and gave a different outlook on Vallettas history.
Totally informative and interactive tour !!
jody20162016,Mar 7, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00He was amazing- very engaging and so much fun ! We learned a lot and he shared info with us both before and after the tour . That’s what a super awesome tour guide does - makes sure your are prepared before your trip - takes care of you during the tour and follows up ! You will not be disappointed!!
Great tour, interesting, interactive and FUN!
shirleymK9378VR,Mar 1, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00This was a fantastic walking tour. Giacomo aka "Alfonso" was knowlegable, funny and entertaining". The tour was really interesting and Giacomo involved everyone in his superb storytelling. We had a greaf time.
Very informative and well presented
Lesley D,Feb 28, 2026
- Review from Viator
5.00Very enthusiastic tour with lots of in depth information told from a sailors point of view. Small group tour and very professionally presented. A great way to experience what Malta was like centuries ago.
Authentic, engaging & outstanding
roberta b,Feb 27, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00As a fellow guide, I was genuinely impressed by Malta Themed Tours. Exceptional knowledge, flawless delivery, and a truly engaging way of presenting Valletta and more! — professional, authentic, captivating, engaging and memorable. Highly recommended!
Vibrant and lively history of Valletta
W2915MNjanr,Feb 27, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00We met Giacomo, who showed up in style in a complete pirate or, as we learned, corsair outfit on time at the meeting point. Before our eyes, Giacomo transformed into his alter ego “Alonso de Contreras”, who takes us on a tour of the evening Valletta into his life as a corsair in the service of the Knights of Malta, and repeatedly connects the turbulent episodes of his life entertainingly and knowledgeably with the history of the island and the locations in the city of Valletta. Almost incidentally, he lets us in on the dark secrets that are not in any guidebook... A great experience that we can only recommend to everyone!!! P.S.: Please note that the tour is conducted in English.
Awesome and fun filled walk round valletta
JamesG3822,Feb 24, 2026
- Review from Tripadvisor
5.00The sculpture carved into the buildings and the history of the corsairs
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